Tuesday, March 13, 2012
1.3 - Obvious Lies
"No, nothing else happened during my trip to China! Stop asking!"
Not even a little. You're obviously very pregnant. And the people just want to know who the father is.
Um, they can't exactly get to the island.
"It's Chinese for precious or rare. Because she's my precious little princess from China."
And she's a heavy sleeper and a slob. Great. At least she's cute!
"The island is getting so cramped between my animal friends and the rest of my things that I hope to be able to earn enough to give us some more room soon."
Posted by Avalikia at 11:54 AM